Top 50 Gary Busey Tweets “Prepare To Laugh”

Here at HTGB we love Gary Busy and after you read a few of his tweets we know you will feel the same way. Gary Busy tweets all day long and nearly every tweet makes us crack up.   @GaryJBusey

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50 Tweets by Gary Busey

Compiled by: @Dodger420

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Butting heads at the office is bad and even worse in an orgy

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#MyDream is for everyone to retweet this 8===D~~~O-:

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#Mydream is to have a dick that can suck itself.

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I’d like to thank the creator of Hamburger Helper. Who had the balls to decide the already tasty hamburger needed help.
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Don’t worry, ladies. Being sexually attracted to me is just as natural as pooping and is just as gross.
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#Mydream is usually a wet one.
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Follow this guy. He eats more pussy than Alf. http://tinyurl.com/37o6rfm (Retweet this or I’ll break your microwave)
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Watching tennis is so boring it makes my brain shit in my mouth. No wonder “Wimbledon” has the same letters as “Mind Bowel.”
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If you don’t laugh at my tweets, then you’re probably dead. Or at least that’s what I hope
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Hey, if the cops ask you, I was on Twitter all last night. Ok?
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Thanks @Jesus_M_Christ! And you give the wholiest high-5s.
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My horoscope says “Relax and let your peers handle some of today’s actions.” So which one of you is jacking me off for me?
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Thanks to all for the birthday wishes but, if you really want to wish me a Happy Birthday, you’d send me hookers with pre-dug graves.
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I should’ve played the kid from Toy Story ’cause I play with my Woody when I have a Buzz.
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Roses are red, and violets are in bloom. All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom.
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Andy Roddick = Tennis Player. Randy Rawdick = Best porn name ever.
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There’s ugly. Then there’s “day-shift stripper” ugly.
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Midget pornos are just short stories with little production value
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The true pregnancy test is wire hanger survival.
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Technically, ears can be “Love Handles” too.
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I always beat Edward Scissorhands in paper-rock-scissors.
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‘The fuck do you mean this isn’t rehab, lady? The sign out front says “Keep Off The Grass”…
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To get the part of Buddy Holly, I crashed a plane. Easiest audition ever.
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Is it still considered rape if it’s opposite day?
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If you need to shorten your words just to fit them all in one tweet, maybe you need to shut the fuck up a little bit.
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Spread the word….I put the “pamper” in “pap smear”
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The #linesthatgetmemad are the ones you can’t snort.
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Italics and Japanese are a lot alike. They both feature slanty I’s
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When you rearrange the letters in “Mother-in-Law” you get “Woman Hitler”
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In Spanish, “Labor Day” is said like “Day Labor” which is “Every Day”.
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I like to think that somewhere, in an alternate universe, there’s a man named Bary Gusey who keeps live hookers in his crawlspace.
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Sometimes, I just wish I was made up of 5 midgets, like a human Voltron
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If I was a MMA fighter, I’d go by Gary “Prison Sex” Busey and I’d hit the Octogon wearing a TapdatassouT shirt.
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Happy Father’s Day to the true fuckers of Mothers. Without them, there would be no MILFs.
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If the “A” in A-Team stands for “Analbead”, then it’s kinda of a Toy Story too…
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#DearDad, when are you returning from getting milk from the store? It’s been 65 years, that milk might have gone bad by now.
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The real winner of the Celtics vs. Lakers is the concession stand that’s closest to Khloe Kardashian.
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Shit gets racist when #Nig plays #Ger Germany http://twitpic.com/1xmsvl
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I auditioned for next season’s “Dancing With the Stars” but I guess my pussy poppin’ didn’t win over the judges.
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I don’t want to sound like a hypochondriac but…I think I just got my period
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If crying was good exercise, there’d be far fewer fat chicks.
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That new Karate Kid movie with Jaden Smith should’ve been called “The TaekwonBro.”
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The thing about “Your Mother” jokes is that they’re lame and used up…just like your Mother.
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I’m not a stalker, I’m just bad with goodbyes
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#iwonderifsheknows we had sex…
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Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice and I’ll shit inside of your mailbox.
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If laughter is the best medicine, then why do hookers still have chlamydia after laughing at the size of my penis?
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The day SafeAuto’s Justin Case fucks Progressive’s Flo is going to be the last day on the Mayan Calender in 2012.
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#Idonotsupport breasts like a bra does, but I’ll give it my best shot.
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I’m pretty sure that Lady Gaga is JonBenét Ramsey in disguise.
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Rasheed Wallace still smokes more green than he wears.
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Wonder why the Kardashians are famous? It’s because their Dad, Robert Kardashian, helped OJ Simpson get away with murder.
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I’m willing to bet that queefs would be more socially acceptable if they were auto-tuned
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#alliwannaknowis Haven’t we ALL had enough Nickelback?
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#isaywow when I look in the mirror because I’m still not used to the size of my teeth.
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I bet BP will feel like a bunch of asses when they find out they could’ve just hired the Mario Bros. to fix the pipes under water.
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My advice to strippers: Dont stop, get it, get it. Get that payment for your Civic.
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Looks like your Mom paid a visit to Guatemala. http://twitpic.com/1t1qwv
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