The Worst Shit To Happen When Your High

The worst shit to happen when your high

Last night i was at Patricks house working on our websites and Cloud Magazine like always. We just got some 20% THC content marijuana from Revelations Collective in riverside and we started to try some out for a review. Two bowls down and i was like high school high. I normally smoke marijuana all day long and i have a fairly high tolerance but last night i was blitzed. A Gram and a half later I decided it was time to go home. When i got home i left all the lights off and just turned on the TV so i could start winding down. I went in the kitchen with just the light from the TV flickering in the background and poured my self a massive bowl of “Hunny Bunches of Otes” Cereal. I sat down in front of the TV, through on a DVD of south park and proceed to eat that bowl of cereal like it was a starving dog that just got thrown a bone. After I ate about half of the cereal my face started itching. I’m allergic to artificial coloring and it makes me itch all over if i ever accidentally eat something with artificial coloring in it, so the first thing i though is that i must of poured my wife’s fruit punch in the cereal instead of milk. I immediately stood up and turned on the lights to get a better look at my bowl of cereal. I look down…………………… ANTS! Ants were everywhere, there were more ants in my bowl than cereal. I ran into the bathroom and looked in the mirror and my face was covered with ants.

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5 Responses to The Worst Shit To Happen When Your High

  1. Samantha Jane says:

    New Years Eve 2008…A friend and i decided to drive to Pittsburgh from Erie PA around 10:30pm so i could spend it with my at the time sweetheart. We smoked a Phatty before pulling out in a massive snow storm about 55 miles into our trip the storm got really bad (so we thought)
    so bad that we couldn’t see the road anymore so naturally i put on my hazards and go well below the speed limit (other cars are honking and flying by)after a few minutes we couldn’t see the road at all so we decided to pull over until the snow let up a little,cars are still flying by and we’re wondering how they are able to see. Approx 10 minutes later we realize the reason that we couldnt see the road … (I NEVER TURNED THE DAMN WINDSHIELD WIPERS ON)

  2. benzi says:

    took a 1/4 of shrooms i was watchin tv and what do u know? An out break of spinal menagitis! needless 2 say i startes thinkin i had it, took me about 3 hrs of walking around the block 2 calm down….thanks news channel 8

  3. just_j says:

    ok, so i was rolling around in this really nice / low key area of town, really well kept houses ranging anywhere from the 1800s to the 60s. perfect area since it sprawls for about 20ish blocks in all directions and you rarely see any cops in the actual neighborhood bulk. i believe was partaking in some diesel with a friend (at the time) when i slowly went through this 4 way intersection, completely spacing on the whole checking all directions thing and also failing to notice the large red stop sign.

    about halfway into the intersection my friend fucking screams at the top of his lungs (you know, the kind of scream a murderer belts out right before he goes in for the kill), i immediately look to my right to see a goddamn school bus about to collide with my midget 91 mitsubishi eclipse (google it…).

    at that point my video game reflexes kicked in and i reversed in the knick of time. i almost shit myself and im pretty sure thats the whole reason the dude really doesnt talk to me to this day. shit was intense!

  4. DellyHigh says:

    All my worst experiences when high are pretty much the same, I get really high go get food and jus drop my grade somewhere lmao.

  5. alamskah says:

    only forgotten for putting back tyre screw and loose the tyre after you 6 hrs drive n high :p… together with forgotten jack n spanner at 2 AM :) )))